Bob Bonehead went to sleep listening to talk radio and after eating a bit too much pepperoni pizza. The issue on talk radio, as he drifted off, was on the horrors of the elite in charge of America. Problems needed to be solved by people more in tune with the common folk. We need leaders that we can sit and have a beer with, not elitists with fancy degrees.

Bob felt a pain in the side. He went to the doctor. His regular doctor, Dr. Smith, wasn’t in. A new doctor was covering. “Dude, what’s the prob?” asked the new doctor, who wore a Hawaiian shirt with what looked like pizza stains on it..